Andy: It's called plead the fifth you get to plead the fifth to one question out of the three.
Andy: first question. Miley Cyrus or Selena Gomez.
Nick Jonas: I plead the fifth
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
How are british fans and American fans different?
Liam: The American girls are very confident
Louis: And the English girls wear more coats
Me: Did we just get called sluts..
If I were famous, I would click on a random fan following me on twitter and start having a normal conversation with them like it’s no big deal.
I can’t wait to meet my celeb crush so I can just rip their clothes off.